whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
