there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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