well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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