if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
