And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If that was your dad, he is hot
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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