is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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