Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
BRING THE BAGELS
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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