This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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