sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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