arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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