A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
