This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just had sex on a roof
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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