Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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