Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
if only i could text you this smell
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The feeling are messing with the penis
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
