He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Randomize
