Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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