Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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