If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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