I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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