The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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