And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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