Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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