Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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