If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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