just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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