he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
