Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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