You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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