I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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