New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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