Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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