Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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