After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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