He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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