clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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