You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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