i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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