I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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