She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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