This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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