Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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