You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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