So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize