Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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