I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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