that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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