question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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