ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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