What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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