you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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