love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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