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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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