Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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