do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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