addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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